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Mark Nash's avatar

Haha as I was reading about his contact lenses getting fused to his eyeballs I was thinking “that NEVER would’ve happened if he had eye-tongues!”

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chimmyhendrixx's avatar

I never caught the French line before! It was buried in the mix, but now is clearly audible!

So your article about eyes, faces and ENTs has, in fact, improved my hearing!

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Brad Kyle's avatar

Well, that was unsettling! But, creative certainly, and that's what we're here for!!! Sadly, all MY imaginings of body parts in new biological places, are not (as the kids would mumble) "SFW."😎👍

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Steve Goldberg's avatar

I think it's less new biological places as much as new, vertically lower places....

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Brandon Nurick's avatar

I think if we had eye tongues, it would only be one eyeball, it would be at the tip of the tongue, and it would look almost like a flashlight.

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Steve Goldberg's avatar

Yes - I can see that. Two eyes seems overkill. Unless of course, if we had two tongues....:)

Thanks for reading!

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Toots's avatar

Good one, Steve!

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