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🅟🅐🅤🅛 🅜🅐🅒🅚🅞's avatar

A 3 legged dog walks into a bar. Bartender asks "What can I get you?" Dog says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw". Should be a Johnny Cash song right there...

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I tried to recall a 3-legged dog song I've heard before, but alas, one didn't a-cur to me.

I AM all about songs, though, that feature bow-wows with deformities, or at the very least, ones who are down to their last Beggin' Strip (that's from a singing dog album, "Ole Blue Sings the Blues").

While none of these "3-Legged Dog" songs are familiar to me, I've always fancied the old big-band shanty, "Melancholy Baby," which I suppose could be an apt name for a sad-sack bloodhound kinda dog! In fact, that reminds me of a gal I dated in college; and SHE reminded me of a dog we had when I was a kid...so much so, in fact, I called my girlfriend my "melancholy baby."

She wanted to know how she earned that nickname, so, of course I told her: She had a head like a melon, and a face like a collie. Haven't seen her since. Y'know, I don't miss her in the leash.

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